this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
My drug dealer is giving me a 15% veterans discount on my weed for nov 11th
That's the best thing I've heard all week.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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