how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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