I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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