A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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