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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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