I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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