Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
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I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
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I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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