Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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