i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Randomize
