trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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