I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
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It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
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I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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