I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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