that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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