fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
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