What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
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What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
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