Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
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Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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