Pregnant stripper...not hot.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
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