It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Randomize
