Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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