Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
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