she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
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