Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
Quick, to the slutcave!
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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