paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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