She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
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I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
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I'm super disappointed in my clit.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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