i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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