talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Be still, my beating vagina.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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