You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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