I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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