Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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