i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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