Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You're so nebulous sometimes
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
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i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
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I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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