My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Randomize
