I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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