So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
Randomize
