we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
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They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
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