hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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