I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize
