i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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