I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
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