That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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