Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
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