Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
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then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.