Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
are you so shy because you have an std?
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
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There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
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You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
He? As in you personified your dick?
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.