why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
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