she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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