Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
Never underestimate the power of titties
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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