he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
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The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
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im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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