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• (516): View more from New York

  Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg

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  Omg suz!! take the unibrow off

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  No! im just getting hammered instead

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  we just fucked in the mcds parking lot

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  wasnt he a virgin

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  yes we got celebratory milkshakes after

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me

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• (954): View more from Florida

  We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!

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• (434): View more from Virginia

  Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.

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• (619): View more from California

  I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.

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