I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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