Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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She tied me up with her honor cords...
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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