who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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