I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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