i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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