this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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