you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
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They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
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Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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