On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
I was lying there too hungover to move when my dog jumped onto my bed and set half a calzone on my pillow. Best. Dog. Ever.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
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