if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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