found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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