there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
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