i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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